WORDS

Things I've written (that I am not posting offsite).

NONFICTION

REVIEWS

I didn't like that new Sleep Token song. [04 Apr 2025]

A short review of Sleep Token's [then-]newest single "Caramel." I was not impressed and I explain why.

I listened to Sleep Token's Even in Arcadia. [30 May 2025]

I listened to Sleep Token's [then-]newest album Even in Arcadia. God I keep listening to this band despite being continuously disappointed by them. Why. What is wrong with me.

UFO 50 "Kayfabe" Review

An "in-universe"/"kayfabe" review of UFO 50. Because UFO 50 has a bunch of fictitious backstory to it, I decided to write a version of my review that was "in-universe." Arguably probably counts as fiction but the opinions are still real.

OTHER

Winter Orb: Ode to a Cardboard War Crime [15 Mar 2025]

An expanded version of a rant I wrote to a friend about the Magic: The Gathering card that makes me the saltiest of them all.

This is the hardest challenge I've ever beaten in a video game. [23 Apr 2025]

A rant, gripe, something like that about Balatro's painfully hard "Jokerless" challenge.

Blue Öyster Cult's Magnum Opus and Ironic Fascist Imagery [29 Apr 2025]

Looking at Blue Öyster Cult's formation as a concept band and how they flew too close to the sun with 1974's Secret Treaties, and what that says about your jokes that rely on racism and other far-right beliefs.

FICTION

Coming soon! Probably.

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